November 20, 2023
The Intercoastal Waterway stretches down the East Coast, around Florida, then north along the Gulf. When Kevin settled in Sarasota with his wife, Jean, and picked up kayaks and paddleboards, it was inevitable, a matter of time. That is, that all of us: Amir, Archie, Chris, Kirk, Paul, and I, the old Lake Ridge, Virginia THuGs running group, would meet at Kevin’s place, put boats in the water, and navigate the Waterway.
We arrived from the incomprehensible chaos of the world around us. Florida’s Gulf Coast is, for a brief moment, a kind of dream, a respite. And it was Veterans Day, a day of dignity, our special day.
Kayaks and paddleboards are graceful craft. Obviously they’re not “boats,” just as a Navy ship isn’t a “vessel.” With the right paddling technique they move through the water gracefully. The kayak has more mass, but is easier to handle in choppy water or wind than the paddleboard. The paddleboarder can stand or kneel. In the standing position, it seems, paddleboarders can put more of their back and leg strength into their strokes.

The plan was to transit a couple of miles, according to Kevin, to a bar/restaurant on a spit of land called Casey Key, where we could get drinks and catch our breath. Amir, Archie, and I were new to this, we went with the kayaks, leaving the paddleboards to the others. Kevin has the experience, eight trips on the course between Siesta Key and Casey Key.
Our little flotilla set off, maybe a little nervously, Archie and me in the lead for a quarter-mile. At the first turn we went left, Kevin yelled go right. We struggled with our paddles to pivot, blinking against the bright sun and rich blue Florida sky; the others turned in the right direction.
It was exhilarating to try out our never-before-used kayaking skills. Kayaking is very different from rowing or canoeing. You’re stroking alternately left and right with the long two-bladed paddle, trying to keep the strokes even. Since I’m left-handed I could put more energy into the left. That meant compensating with more shallow right-arm strokes, banging my paddle on the side of the kayak with nearly every stroke.

The paddleboard team stood erect on their boards and cut through the water, making a turn around a tangle of mangrove bushes. We got past the mangroves and sailed into open water, a stretch of the Waterway that resembles a huge lake. Kevin pointed south at the horizon, which appeared as a dark pencil line. We dug in and paddled.
Amir, with his big shoulders, moved ahead of us. Chris got the hang of paddleboarding early and cruised in the lead, a dot in the distance. Paul, in a bright orange shirt, was in the middle of the pack. Kevin stayed a few hundred yards ahead of Archie and me. Kirk was off my starboard. I bore down, trying to establish a rhythm.
We slogged into the middle of the wide, lake-like stretch, the horizon looking no closer. Chris had disappeared into the faint haze ahead, with Kevin not far behind. I pulled closer to Paul. The sun blazed down.
I tried to stay on a straight course but drifted east toward the channel markers. Within a few hundred yards into the lake the first boat purred past us. I waved, a woman in a bathing suit waved back. Then the swells of the boat’s wake rocked the kayak, throwing me out of my paddling rhythm.

I kept stroking, watching the others ride the wake. Another boat appeared from the opposite direction, moving faster. The swells were heavy, I bobbed up and down, clenching my teeth. Another boat cruised by, I tried to steer into the wake, but it rocked me higher. A guy aboard yelled, “You’re in the middle of the channel, get over to the side, you’re going to get run over!”
I tacked west, but it didn’t help much. By now our order had shifted, I was closer to Paul and Amir, Kevin and Chris were farther ahead, Kirk was a couple of hundred yards west, Archie was behind me. The horizon seemed closer. After passing the next channel marker Kevin signaled a pause to regroup. I laid my paddle across the bow, my shoulders throbbing.
Kevin pointed at the shoreline. “Turn right just past the bridge,” he called. We pushed on towards the bridge and landfall. We moved closer to a grove of mangroves near the bridge, past “Danger” signs warning boaters away from rocks. Then we saw our destination, a short beach, a gang of sun-drenched folks lounging under a thatch canopy at a bar, a rock band playing.
We hauled our craft halfway out of the water, caught our breath and got drinks. The lead singer yelled “Happy Veterans Day!” The crowd cheered. “Who’s a vet?” he asked. We raised our hands above our sore shoulders. “Alright!” he shouted, and pounded his guitar. The band launched into a Beach Boys tune. I think it was the Beach Boys.

We talked a bit and looked around. The crowd were mostly in swimsuits and Hawaiian shirts, enjoying the Florida sun. It was an older bunch, fifties, I guessed. I laughed: I should talk about older? They were having fun. We took some photos, stretched our legs, then turned back to our beached kayaks and paddleboards. It was time.
We climbed aboard and headed to the Waterway convoy style, under the bridge and into the wide stretch. We pounded away, Paul and Chris in front, the rest of us more or less abreast. My left wrist ached and I stroked harder with the right. The shoreline crawled by. The northern end, our target, again seemed miles away. We bent our backs harder, the channel markers loomed ahead then fell behind. The surface seemed calmer, the boats had disappeared.
Eventually Kevin yelled, “Head for the condos!” We could see the roof of a condo building beyond the treeline. We tacked left then crossed the lake. I moved closer to Paul, he surged ahead. Kevin held back, surveying the team. We sailed past the last of the mangroves then into the quiet channel. I paddled harder, making less progress.
With the ramp in sight I lay the paddle down and glided, catching my breath. My shoulders felt numb. We pulled the boats from the water, hosed them down, and hoisted them into the pickup. We climbed into the van and the pickup and slumped in our seats. I tried to raise my arms and groaned. Kevin started the van, Chris drove the pickup. As we headed for Kevin’s place I closed my eyes. The THuG navy had come ashore.












